Accountancy Recruiters like to have fun too, below are some jokes and YouTube clips:
What’s the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
What’s the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work.
How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays?
He’s not wearing a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had 6 months to live.
“Oh my God!” said the woman. “What shall I do?”
“Marry an accountant,” suggested the doctor.
“Why?” asked the woman. “Will that make me live longer?”
“No,” replied the doctor. “But it will SEEM longer.”
Two accountants are in a bar when armed robbers burst in. The robbers line the customers up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. The first accountant slips something in the second accountant’s hand and whispers, ‘Here’s that £50 I owe you.’